By Big Frank
Crayons are a box of colors, or for all of you Canadians that read this blog, colours eh (not "A").
OK, let me get back to my point. I can tell a lot about the adults who choose them.
For example, if you chose yellow, you're most likely a moron because yellow is hard to read on white paper.
If you choose orange, you are very cautions person. You know, afraid to make a mistake.
If you choose blue, you work for the North Carolina Department of Motor Vehicles and you are an idiot. The DMV get their people who just graduated sixth grade.
People who pick purple are bed wetters. You know them as drunken fools.
If you choose black, you are the smartest of the nose pickers. Because, duh, black is the easiest color to see on white paper.
If you choose green, you must of lived or visited Las Vegas. Vegas is also where my daughter lives. The only green you are going to see there is your money getting swallowed up by the casinos. If you think you will see grass, forget it. Just green astroturf. They don't mow the lawn there, they spray paint it green.
Next is white. If that is your choice, you are dumber than a box of rocks on Tuesday. Because white on white is IMPOSSIBLE to read.
Pink comes next if you are a girl. Good choice. If you are a guy, then you are jealous that you were not born a girl. You know girly man. LOL.
You'll see that red is missing. That's because the kids used that crayon the most. So, obviously, it will not be in the box.
Next is gray. Second best choice. Only because someone picked black.
Last is brown. If you picked brown then you are bullshit artist. No one picks brown except the UPS people and I am sure they hate brown too.
Now here is the big question: What color would Big Frank pick?
Answer: None of the above. I use a ball point pen Dummy.
So the moral of this blog, which is freaking awesome by the way, is that kids have to hide their crayons from their parents and making fools of themselves.
OK, time to get back to my OOTP game. This week, I have to fix Steve's team. Did I mention he got fired?...AGAIN. He sucks.