By Big Frank
I love me some poker. So I figured this week I would compile a list of my friends that I gamble (or if it is illegal to gamble in our state, "play") with and they all have nicknames.
There's Fred, aka Hollywood. As in "Fredericks of Hollywood".He's the oldest. And when I say old, I mean waiter at the last supper old.
And while we are talking about the last supper, Mark, aka Grandma, was a busboy.
Theres Bobby, who passed away a couple of years ago. We called him Three Dollar Bobby, because he would bet three dollars every card and he never would fold. We miss you Buddy!
Then we have Marvin. We can him Mar-vin-sky. Followed by Steve (no, not my son). I call him Steven A, as in Steven A. Smith from ESPN. Next we have a set of Joe's, aka Joe Bananas and Joe Bag of Donuts. Tom is known as Tommy Two Toes (I think he's a landscaper. LOL).
Most of you would know my son-in-law, Marco as Are$, but he is known as The Big Swede (even though he is from Switzerland). Love you son.
Michael T is next. One of my adopted daughters, we call him Nancy. Followed by the following:
Jeff aka Jeffro
Chuck aka Chuckles
Mike aka Brinky
Jordan (not my daughter-in-law)aka The Lip
Gordan aka Gordo
David aka Junior
Daniel aka Dano
Finally, the youngest player Ronnie, who we call affectionately call Butthead.
So what do all these guys have in common with me? Simple, they all lose their money to me regularly! Thanks boys for the Benz convertible you bought me.
Now I know what you are wondering? What do they call you Big Frank? Sir, of course. OK, they call me Shithead!
Back to OOTP. I'll be talking with you all later!!! Thanks for reading.